What I Really Mean

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 I’m writing an essay on Al Jazeera’s take on climate change’s impact on the ferocity of the hurricanes. (It’s CNN, not AJ that finally brought this up) While writing it I’m very tempted to write things like “I DON’T CARE WHY TORTURE NO” but as easy going as my professor is, I think that putting those thoughts in my essay is a little disrespectful. So here they are!

I HATE THE BOREDOM. THE BOREDOM SUCKS. GOOD TITLE FOR BOOK. MUST FOCUS!

MURDER MURDER PUMPKIN TEA I LOVE YOU BUT I WON’T BUY A BOX WHEN I CAN GET A BAG FOR FREE

I WANT PUMPKIN TEA

WHAT DOES PUERTO RICO EVEN MEAN?

XIOMARA IS A COOL NAME

‘PUERTO RICO’ MEANS ‘RICH PORT’ HAHA THE IRONY!

I CAN’T FIT THAT IN YASS I CAN!

I’m not going to turn this in today, but if I email him and get an extension, it will probably motivate me to procrastinate more, but it saves me from explaining this face-to-face.

WHY DOES THE EFFING PROFESSOR HAVE TWO EMAILS WHICH ONE

PORTAL CREDIT. PORTAL IS CREDITED. PORTAL CRED.

PLEASE DON’T TALK TO ME FACE-TO-FACE ABOUT THIS.

YASSS FREE PASS WALK OVER HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE 

hellosherlockwatson

Published by TanyX Goffy

I am an author, poet, and playwright. My current WIPs are a doppelganger Dark Academia and sad vampires. I blog about YA LGBTQIAP+ books, with the occasional straight person book for diversity. They/them Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2EVVFTZUX00P0?ref_=wl_share

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